Everyone loves a good horror film. There’s nothing like sitting at the edge of your seat with a bowl of popcorn in one hand and your honey’s hand in your other, keeping you safe. The adrenaline rush that comes from a well-placed “boo!” or the chills you feel on the back of your neck as your hero is being stalked are feelings that can only be created by the cinema. But what’s better than a great horror movie? A great horror movie with really bizarre sex scenes. Here are the best seven movies with over the top sex scenes.
1. American Psycho
In this film, Christian Bale plays Patrick Bateman, a successful Wall Street businessman by day, crazed stalker-slash-killer by night. During one scene, Bateman has hired two prostitutes to visit his apartment. While, inevitably, girl on girl prostitute action ensues, it’s largely due to Bateman’s demands. Bateman takes charge of the scene, but doesn’t just let the women do the work. He is an enthusiastic participant, winking and flexing at himself in the mirror as he thrusts from behind one of the girls. (He didn’t have trouble staying hard - how to last longer in bed and stay hard.) Unfortunately for the girls, the scene ends as a naked Patrick Bateman chases a prostitute down with a chainsaw.
2. 2,001 Maniacs! (2005)
This 1964 splatter film remake has quite a few sex scenes. While most end in death or dismemberment, they still add a bit of excitement to the otherwise campy movie. In one scene, an unpopular high school aged boy is allowed to watch as two female cousins (hey, it’s the Deep South) kiss and touch one another. When he tries to join, the girls scold him and threaten to stop. In another scene, a girl performs oral sex on a young man before what can only be described as causing his body to explode.
3.Jason Goes to Hell
We all know that if you’re camping in the woods, particularly beside Crystal Lake, abstinence is your best chance for survival. Two campers in this Jason Vorhees movie ignored that lesson, and while passionately enjoying each others’ company, Jason approaches their tent. Our male camper, with his girlfriend astride him, is not just a little surprised when a stake is plunged through her torso and then pulled up, splitting her body in half.
4. Bride of Chucky
If you’re into doll sex, this scene is for you. In the scene, Chucky explains to his new bride that he’s starting to “feel like Pinocchio”, and that he’s “anatomically correct.” Weird doll kissing follows, and we are then treated to the silhouettes of the two dolls apparently having sex. If human sex is more your style, you might enjoy the scene in which two characters are loudly engrossed in each other atop a water bed. Above them hangs a mirror. When our female character notices Chucky’s wife in the overhead reflection, her partner mistakes her cries of fear for cries of orgasm, until the doll throws a champagne bottle at the mirror. The glass splinters, falling and killing the two (and, for dramatic effect, bursting the water bed).
In this film, the main character, alien Sil, is searching for a human man to impregnate her. She finally settles on Dr. Arden, an anthropologist determined to rid the earth of Sil’s species, and Sil seduces Arden in an aggressive display of foreplay. When she’s successfully impregnated, and Arden discovers who she is, Sil kills Arden using her tongue.
6. Nekromantik 2
This sequel to Nekromantik is equally as bizarre as the original. As the name suggests, the movies portray eccentric people who like to have sex with dead people. In one particularly odd scene, main character Monica is having sex with her boyfriend Mark. She decides, during sex, that it would be a good idea to saw off his head. She does, and as blood sprays her body and the walls from the decapitated man, Monika replaces Mark’s head with the decomposed head of her ex boyfriend.
The film Excision takes high school fantasies to a bizarre new level. Main character Pauline is just like any other high school kid. Except that she fantasizes during sex about blood. A lot of blood. In one particular scene, Pauline has decided to lose her virginity to another high school student. Unbeknownst to the boy, Pauline waits until she’s on her period, and during sex she fantasizes that she’s smearing blood all over their bodies.
Most horror movies get their shock factor from grotesque, graphic or violent death scenes. The shock factor is why most of us like them. But when directors add peculiar or even outlandish sex scenarios to the film, it makes for great entertainment. Check out these movies for a not so healthy dose of shocking and sometimes revolting footage.